{"id":86,"date":"2004-11-24T08:00:48","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T08:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidgunter.com\/words\/?p=86"},"modified":"2015-02-27T21:27:26","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T04:27:26","slug":"but-there-is-isnt-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/2004\/11\/24\/but-there-is-isnt-there\/","title":{"rendered":"But there is&#8230;isn&#8217;t there?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While in a Starbucks in Seattle (<em>the<\/em> Starbucks in fact) I overheard this bit of a conversation between a man and woman as they were leaving.<\/p>\n<p>The man had opened the door and the woman is talking and all I heard is, &#8220;<em>But there&#8217;s nothing funny about a bald man staring down into his empty coffee cup.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It may be appropriate to mention that the man was carrying a portfolio case as well. I don&#8217;t really know.<\/p>\n<p>But it is a funny line to think about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While in a Starbucks in Seattle (the Starbucks in fact) I overheard this bit of a conversation between a man and woman as they were leaving. The man had opened the door and the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":275,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/87"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}