{"id":67,"date":"2002-03-13T09:00:54","date_gmt":"2002-03-13T09:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidgunter.com\/words\/?p=67"},"modified":"2015-02-27T21:34:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T04:34:39","slug":"phone-play-act-ii-scene-my-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/2002\/03\/13\/phone-play-act-ii-scene-my-office\/","title":{"rendered":"A Phone Play,  Scene: My Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone ever pay attention to the first 10 seconds of a phone conversation? Today&#8217;s phone drama gives weight to my theory that people do not.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Me:<\/em> This is david.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Dude:<\/em> Yeah, uh, Mr. Feldman&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Me:<\/em> No, I&#8217;m not Mr. Feldman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Dude:<\/em> Oh, sorry Mr. Feldman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone ever pay attention to the first 10 seconds of a phone conversation? Today&#8217;s phone drama gives weight to my theory that people do not. Me: This is david. Dude: Yeah, uh, Mr.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":274,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":279,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/279"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidgunter.com\/es-mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}